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SHIRT AMNESTY ALERT

Published Sat 25 Apr 2026

SHIRT AMNESTY ALERT

Somewhere out there… in cupboards, car boots, and “I’ll deal with it later” piles…

are our missing club shirts

You know the ones…

The “I’ll just borrow it for finals” shirt

The “still fits… technically” shirt from 2009

The one with someone else’s no. on it

The one that’s seen more afterparties than games

Good news:

No judgement. No questions. No awkward eye contact.

Just quietly return them and we’ll pretend this never happened

FINES = FORGIVEN

REPUTATIONS = INTACT

CLUB = VERY GRATEFUL

Drop them back at the clubhouse or bring them down this week.

Let’s reunite these shirts with their rightful home (and maybe retire a few legends while we’re at it).